The Gelfling
Can someone explain the incoherency of this pic to me?
Two sweet girl-next-door types, one of whom with ample and tremendous baby feeding ability, an Asian design major, and a crotch displaying Gelfling.
It’s like a wholesome Midwestern Christmas party picture in every respect except one. It’s got a hint of douche-pube.
How does this come to happen?
How do the Girls Next Door not run screaming for the hills?
How does Kevin, the Asian design major, not realize he’s embracing a dude with his pants sloping towards his Little Gelfling?
That’s it. I need a PBR. It’s almost 10am.
That’s like martini hour. Sort of.