Ask DB1: Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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DB1-
I was watching the Colbert Report this evening as per usual, and they had a guest who was discussing Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD). As she described the symptoms of the disorder, I couldn’t help but think, “Wow, that sounds a lot like a douchebag!”
So I dug deeper to find the wikipedia page describing NPD, and sure enough the title of the article could have been “Douchebags.” Could this disorder be caused by the Grieco Virus?
Here is the link to the wikipedia article for your convenience: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
Sincerely,
left4douche
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Douchebaggery’s disorder is actually a distant cousin of NPD, left4douche. The medical community generally refers to it as “Scrotal Personality Taint Disorder,” and it differs from NPD in one crucial respect: It is performative based. A learned behavior. A simulation if you will. That smells like a collegiate locker room’s sweatsock taint.
As such, treatment is generally recommended to be internet mocking based, or else a swift kick to the nads.
