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Friday Bra!! and Links

Bra!! I frosted my tips and got a new tatt, broheim!! And dig the sexy cheerleader I met on the beach!! Too bad she’s with this dude.

Oh well. Best go find another tasty cola beverage.

Here’s your links:

So where does Poo, our HCwDB of the Week winner, rank on the Bristol Stool Scale?

Arthur Kade is concentrated douchewater. Read this thing alll the way through, the comments thread is a work of genius.

Swedos (aka: Swedish Guidos)

The legendary Guido Beach is back online. Check it out before it gets pulled again.

Stay douchey, San Diego.

Fake Joba Chamberlain. Ass-clown? Or hero?

Your humble narrator has consumed a tasty microwave lasagna from Trader Joes, and is ready to ride on into Friday’s eve sipping cheap wine, scratching myself in inappropriate places, and watching TiVo’d Flight of the Conchords. All is good with the world in sunny, smoggy, text message clogged Los Angeles.

Except for Poo.

Who haunts me like a phantasmic Jacob Marley.

EDIT: Since the links were a bit too douchecentric, have some Friday Ass Pear. You’ve earned it.