Friday, March 6, 2009
Friday Haiku
Pouty Svetlana,
Meets crimsony Hardy Bag,
Who’s smelly like borscht.
Little white booger
Makes pilgrimage to pucker
Attains douche mecca.
— Crucial Head
he knows the owner
Yasir tries hard to impress
a rotten fruit bowl
— Dimples
Wristwatch so big
Tells time in Mumbai. It’s time
To eat cyanide.
— massengill
new jersey gothic
steadfast douchebag values. an
ed hardy blowout
— Euripidouche
Chris Audigier –
Please impregnate your t-shirts
With smallpox virus.
— boatbutter
Why should I haiku?
Should be looking for a job
Economy sucks
