Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Swoopy’s Scarf
Sunken cheeks. Ridiculous Hair. Douche-face. Flipping off camera.
None of these are why we mock Swoopy as he arm-hooks two Long Island Iced Teas in inverted ‘bag sandwich formation.
We mock because he wears the Douche-Scarf.
Like Ed Hardy and Orangeness, The Douche Scarf is the third troubling development in douchal hierarchy in 2009.
And so we kick his pale ass with a pool cue.
And buy Michelle a Gin and Tonica.
