Monday, March 2, 2009

The Muscle Brothers


We haven’t featured a classic ‘Bag Sandwich formation in a long time.

That age-old formation in which a tasty slice of hott gets crushed between two walking turd blossoms of loaf.

Note Hal and Val, The Muscle Brothers. One makes “Kissy Lips” while the other rocks the “chin-strip and Faux.”

And the hott middle is a tasty little cotton ball.

Tender Julie. She’s Aloha goodness. And I would most certainly pretend to care when she tells me about how adorable her pet schnauzer, “Oopie,” is.

Then I would buy her another Appletini.

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