Tuesday, March 31, 2009
The Primitive Marsupial
Not since those first primitive marsupial ancestors of our crawled out from the fjords and across the Adriondacks to seek out a mate by shouting “Yo, wassup? You work out?” have we seen such primitive scrotewankery.
Millions of years of evolution later.
Now the Boobie Hottie Suckle Thigh shouts “wooo!!”
And she’s approached by billboards of a culture gone scrote. Who armlock her. And say “Yo.”
“Wassup? You work out?”
But, on the bright side, we did invent bikinis.
