Thursday, April 16, 2009
Bozos the Clowns
The Bozos aren’t really uberdouches.
More like Floridian stage-2 Fratbags that wash on shore after a high tide.
As to Lola and Nikki in the middle, their vocal inflections could shred glass and neuter ferrets, but the boobies are firm and supple and could feed an army of hungry infants.
So I will lick each of their belly buttons in gratitude for their fertility.