Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Crappy Gilmore

If Adam Sandler mated with a bottle of linseed oil, we’d have the shirtbag pictured here.

Poor Juanita.

All she wanted to do was to make new friends at the San Diego State Freshman Mixer. Little did she know she’d be fending off the semi-employed Crappy G, who was just “in the neighborhood” and decided to “drop in.”