Friday, April 17, 2009
Friday Haiku
Hark! Bronze need be flushed.
Professional Poobagg’ry,
And overcooked hott.
White “mark of the scrote”
Impervious to fake tan
Douchebag should use jiff
— Justin
Local drama club
Does Commando in blackface
Reviews are not good
— Mr. White
Choad springs out of bed
Leaves imprint on his white sheets:
The Shroud of Turd-in
— DarkSock
Cam’s bikini briefs,
gelled hair, and goofy-ass grin
Turn me bronze with rage.
— HCwDB-NYC
Present-day Midas,
Looks in horror as his touch,
Turns hott to poo-Bleeth.
— Blair
