Friday Thoughts and Links
It’s Friday, and your humble narrator is lounging in his cabana and feeding the koi in his koi pond bread crumbs and alka seltzer.
The porch has been cleared of all slugs. The alpacas have been milked.
The parsley, sage and rosemary have grown in nicely in the garden. But not the thyme. Stupid thyme. It keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping. Into the future.
Another successful week mocking the choad and looking at gnaw-worthy hotts along the ride.
No great thoughts today. Except that blueberries are better than strawberries. We all know it. Somebody just had to say it.
Here’s your links:
The Let It Douche Tour, 2009!! Scroting soon at a city near you.
Mr. Internet Show covers HCwDB. And reaches an epiphany.
Papi Shank is what scientists term “Superpoo.”
Crazy teens go on Axe Bodyspray Fire Rampage! “Arson Experts Warn Kids Are Increasingly Turning Aerosol Cologne Into Flamethrowers.” If you count torching our societal expectations, it’s been going on for years, ABC.
It’s Shite Bein’ Scottish!! (warning: ubergay douchebaggery at work)
Last week’s Banana Daiquiri Lemon Drop is indeed Lemon Drop Hott. Yet still hangs with douches.
Where’s ‘Bag Bats Maru? Somewhere in this rank out-of-tune pile of douche-noise, I’ve carefully hidden HCwDB legend, ‘Bag Bats Maru. Look closely. (hint: 2 minutes in)
Future HCwDB of the Month winner in 2027, Little Henry’s on the dance floor.
I can make no logical sense out of this clown’s website, My Life in LA. Alls I smell is taint.
And finally, because you made it through the week, here’s your Friday Ass Pear, volleyball style.
