Friday, April 3, 2009
The Miami Douchetini
How to mix the drink that’s sweeping the Nation:
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Mix in a shaker:
4 Parts Southeastern Fratchoad
2 Parts Sorority Hott Suckle Thigh
One Baseball Cap at 137 Degree Hat Tilt
Four pairs of Calvin Klein boxers bought at Macy’s
Two belly button rings
One dainty anklet
Stir quickly, while adding:
two tablespoons of L.A. Looks Hair Gel
Four Oz. Axe Bodyspray
a dash of pool water
Sprinkle with shiftlessness and too much Wii, and serve with a mint julep.
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EDIT: Art historian Reader Mike notices the aesthetic and formal composition similarities between The Miami Douchetini and Rafael’s “The Holy Family.”
