Friday, May 22, 2009
Friday Haiku
Hmm… Iron Man II,
Not the direction I’d guessed.
Dane Cook as Robin?
Day job at WalMart
Stocking the shelves in housewares
Shoplifted an iron
– Vin Douchal
Waxing on and off
Did not mean your chest, Scrote Bag
Miyagi has failed
— Anon – Bender Douche
Iron Man Kravitz
steams Gyllenhaal wannabe
Now where’s the short bus?
– Anonymous
Yo babes, check me out!
I ironed these pants myself
Where’d these holes come from?
— Anonymous
Hirohito douche
Imitates Stevie Wonder
Deserves Seppuku
— Anonymous
