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Tigerpants

Because nothing says “Straight Outta Greenwich” quite like bow tying the pants with the scary tiger on them.

I would, however, gnaw on Kimberly’s exposed belly area like a grazing African Norwegian emu searching for mealworms.

Not because I want to. But because it’s my civic duty.

And I take civic duties seriously.

EDIT: A few readers have noted that emus are actually from Australia, so I fixed the post appropriately.