Friday, June 26, 2009
Cocktus Plants
Cocktus Plant instructions:
1. Make sure your Cocktus Plant gets plenty of light.
2. Water with L.A. Looks Gel every four to six months
3. Keep your Cocktus Plant in a dry area, and your Cocktus Plant should live for many years. Or until its parents cut off its credit card.
4. If you tire of your Cocktus Plant getting drunk and playing Journey songs on the jukebox just to sing along loudly and out of key, simply kick it in the nads and it should go away.
