Friday, June 12, 2009
Friday Haiku
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Scary Jerz Nipple,
Meathead gets kissed in mall shop,
Bro pumps fists, not gas.
Tank top shows man-tit
Really gets his mom horny
Or he found a job
– Allah Choad
“Bros, do youse ever
feels existential sadness
when youse wit’ girls? Bras?”
— Mr. White
Oh, Brooks Brothers Hott…
Your Connecticut good looks
Deserve so much more!
— boatbutter
Can’t see much of Hott,
Other than poor taste in men,
And penchant for moobs.
— Amerigo Vesdouchey
Finally a dude
Gets good service from a chick
At the DMV.
— Zen Wizard
Mom helps me pack, and
welcomes the freshman fifteen
gained in one nipple.
-Chuck Choadelaire
