Tuesday, June 30, 2009
The Tiki Douche
With clockwork certainty, the Tiki Douche can be summoned when the following factors are present:
1. A “Bud Light” Totem Pole, mocking all that was once authentically indigenous to Native American culture.
2. A Brunette Boobie Hottie with winsome face and softy soft boobie boob.
3. Layoffs at the local Jiffy-Lube