Wednesday, July 22, 2009
A Nice Gentleman Who is Not a Douche
I can’t tell if I should mock this bizarro commingling of Latin King and Nordic Goth, or cower behind my bed and hope I do not end up with the proverbial cap in mine ass.
Ah screw it. What’s one more angry douche who wants to kick my ass?
His chin contains a swarm of angry carpenter ants, pissed about the lack of decor.
Elvira would read me Grimm fairytales in their original German, and then I would rub her toes with tea tree oil.
