Ask DB1: Why the Lack of Brothabags?
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DB1,
Speaking of Chris Brown (a huge douche any way you slice it), why do you give so many Brothabags a “nottadouche” pass? You barely feature any on the site as it is. Surely in this world, douchebags come in all shapes and sizes. Why the lack of Brothabags?
— I, Douchebot
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Here’s the thing about Brothabags, Douchebot. It’s not that I don’t want to post more Afro-Douchemericans on the site, as I believe wankscrotery cuts across all racial, national and ethnic lines and is a global plague that should be mocked in all of its forms. I simply don’t get enough good brothabag pics to run in the mix.
Secondly, the classic douchebag iconography tends to be white suburban poseurs living off their parents while trying to act “gangsta.” Brothabags rarely make the stupid faux-hair, facial fung patterns and really silly hand gestures that are the main markers of ‘bag.
With exceptions, of course, as we see here with the extremely douchey Brothabag Phil.
