Friday, July 10, 2009
Friday Haiku
Pammy and Gemma,
Picnic with roses, candles,
And Ivan Drago.
Coors Light cowboy hat
Attracts pool scrote into lap
Eyes hurt from chlor-douche
— Choada the Hutt
Wedding party Sting,
Macks on bridesmaid hots with hat,
Da da doo doo dont.
— Colussus of Choads
It’s SpoogeGirl SquareHat
Mingling with all her fans
Whiter shade of fail.
— Crucial Head
White party faux pas.
Leaving shart stains on ladies
Is oft frowned upon.
— End the Habedouchery
flour power cult:
proselytizing pizza
throwers mock moonies
— euripidouche
