Friday, July 17, 2009
Friday Haiku
Unearned Dog-Tag bling
jingles as teethy brunettes,
hope for free cosmos.
So sorry Pierre
Axl Rose is atheist
Not club Catholic.
— Douche Vader
“Sweep the leg, Johnny!”
Cobra Kai douchebag’s about
To get nuts crane kicked.
— Crucial Head
Right: let’s call you gums.
Left: not saucy, but cheeky.
Pinch one off between.
— Blazer
Vampire-esque head tilt
Entrances brunette Bellas
God, I hate Twilight
— J-Pompous
We lost some good men
over there; dog-tagged douche bag
wasn’t one of them.
— Anon Gee Bee
