Friday, July 31, 2009
Friday Haiku
Nintendo time, kids,
“Super ‘Baggio’s World: Poo,”
Princess Peach, jump high!
Vatican reveals
Nun and Priest makeover show
Brought by Ed Hardy
— Jean Claude Van Douche
Frosted tipped douchebag
Cut on arm not deep enough
Next time slice clean through
– Justin
Smells like Ed Hardy
Only one getting close is
Paid To Pose Hott….Boobs!
— Dunkin Scrotenuts
Steroid injections,
Tanning Bed, breast implants, bling…
Still feel dead inside
– Anonymous
Wears a woman’s blouse
Arms like cellophane wrapped hams
Bleeth wants her shirt back
— HusslinHoosier
