Monday, July 20, 2009

Reader Mail: Katie Price and Peter Andre


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Hi DB1,

I am new to the site, so I am writing to ask if you are aware of the British/Australian celebrity Bleeth and Douche pairing of Katie Price and Peter Andre.

They are constant tabloid fodder in the UK at the moment as they are having a particularly nasty and public divorce. He has also just been signed to be the face of Ed Hardy when it launches in the UK this year.

Here they are shopping at Ed Hardy in Los Angeles.
– Ashley

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No idea who they are, although I feel like I’ve featured them on the site before. But as of July of 2009, I can safely say this: All roads of ‘bag lead to Ed Hardy.

Ed Hardy is the fulcrum of faux. The portal of pud. The gateway drug and, like Mordor and Gettysburg before it, the location of battle where the war will be won or lost.

# posted by douchebag1

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