Saturday, July 18, 2009
Tiger Shark
Once while cliff diving for cliff bars off the caves of Negril, Jamaica, I punched a Tiger Shark in the nads.
“Ow,” said the Tiger Shark.
“I’m sorry,” I responded.
“Why did you do that?” said the Tiger Shark.
“It was an accident.” I responded.
And the Tiger Shark swam along his merry way.
What is the relevance of that story to this picture of giant collosal culture taint? Only that I wish I hadn’t punched that Tiger Shark in the nads.
For if we were on better terms, I could ask the Tiger Shark to please eat these people.
