Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Timmy Tainthead
I don’t care if you rescue cats from trees during your weekends off, Timmy Tainthead.
I don’t care if you help old ladies cross the street and darn socks for the homeless while growing macrobiotic foods for the starving in Micronesia.
If you are in a club, and in the presence of a suckle thigh like Jennifer here, put on a shirt.
Shirtlessness, when not at the beach or putting out a fire, makes you a suckball of regurgitated taint.
