Brothabag Duke Makes a Statement
Brothabag Duke wanted to come by and contest my point about the Brothabags from last week:
Brothabag Duke: Yeah, I read how you said us Brothabags haven’t been douchin’ out like them white suburban punks when mackin’ on the ladies, and I’d like to dispute this thesis.
How so, Brothabag Duke?
Brothabag Duke: Check my four dimensional hat tilt. It just generated 1.21 gigawatts. And my nuclear sunglasses. Indoors. At night.
Good points.
Brothabag Duke: And my hat, it’s orange! Which is kinda like those silly dudes getting orange tans.
I suppose it is.
Brothabag Duke: That’s all I’m sayin’. Alicia and her BFF didn’t know what hit ’em. So don’t say that the Brothabags can’t represent like them Long Island and Jerz Guids.
I stand corrected, Brothabag Duke.
