Monday, August 17, 2009

Caleb and Courtney’s Ass Pear


We don’t usually feature a lot of the southern redneck bar-crawling girl branding douchebags on the site. It’s time we do.

Branding your girl’s ass with your name? In cursive? Especially a southern peach whose plums are nectarinely tangelloed? Who’s ass is peared?

Redneck douche.

Laugh it up, Oldbag. She’s still cheating on you with the kitchen help.

And stop using the Aids Quilt as pants.

# posted by douchebag1

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