Friday, August 28, 2009
Friday Haiku
Gangsta Marilyn,
Hollywood nightmare for Cindy,
Should’ve stayed in Maine.
The Seven Year Itch
is what this bleeth will contract.
Crab infested faux
— the douche is alright
Rebellious punks
Wearing their designer clothes
Then listen to Pink.
— Crucial Head
“I boned JFK,
and I all I got was trapped on
some douchebag’s T-shirt.”
— Mr. White
Birthmark on temple
Target for the poison arrow
Slumps to ground in pile
— Douche Wayne
Jude Law photographed
Researching role as Glenn Plake.
Palm tree, please fall down.
— boatbutter
The Rooster chief douche.
Squawks at Ginger Spice hottie
Hides shame behind shades
— Vacuum Cleaner Bagg
Monroe wife beater
screams classy next to bleach bleeth
his mole burns my soul
— Roscoe P. Scrotestain
