Thursday, August 27, 2009
HCwDB After Dark
Brothabag Mason says “Yo, faux-peak ain’t just for white dudes! And neither is ass pear!”
Maybe so, Brothabag Mason.
However, your douche-hair is making an important contribution to the canon. Therefore we need a name for it.
I dub thy hair Fro Faux.
EDIT: Other names in the comments thread:
Wheezer: ‘Fraux
scrotum pole: bro-hawk
Massengill: Blackhawk Up