Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Fakebaggery / Realdouchery

What say you?

Are these fratbags attempting to spin some ironic meta-douchebaggery at Kimmy and Kelly at the Sophomore mixer? Or is this authentoscrotery?

And more importantly, does it matter? I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the fine line between silly playful douche dressup and being an actual ass-kick-worthy pud is a dangerous one.

These two pudwackers have slipped on a comma and fell into an ellipses. And by that, I mean they’re p(o,o).

Tag this ‘Bag

I’m stumped people.

What doucher do I see before me hitting on poor Ophelia?

Is it a High School Douchical?

Perhaps a Scrotesketball?

Help me tag his sorry ass and save sweet Ophelia in the comments threads.

Tag this 'Bag

I’m stumped people.

What doucher do I see before me hitting on poor Ophelia?

Is it a High School Douchical?

Perhaps a Scrotesketball?

Help me tag his sorry ass and save sweet Ophelia in the comments threads.

Friday Haiku

Shirt of epithet,
Eloquently tweets, like
pixelated poop.

A juicer boy gloats
But hott has other question
$10 for pic

— Douche shower and shave

The only thing real
About this bleethy skank was
Abusive father.

— Crucial Head

If there is a God
these two cannot reproduce
thank him thank him twice

— Anonymous

Douche McClevershirt.
Well, this one’s not that clever.
Whore’s got all your cash.

-Amerigo Vesdouchey

Spiky leg straps for,
Killing traitor commisars,
Famke’s orgasm.

— wonkydouchey

Today’s “To Do” List

Checking off today’s “To Do” List:

* Clean the bathroom
* Vacuum and attempt a cursory de-stain of the living room rug (stupid cheez-its)
* Milk the alpacas, feed the bullfrogs and fondle the goats
* Pick up four boxes of Joe-Joes and two bottles of Blood Orange Soda at Trader Joes
* Set up appointment for collagen pec implants and chest oiling

Oh wait, got my list mixed up with this boat tool.

Today's "To Do" List

Checking off today’s “To Do” List:

* Clean the bathroom
* Vacuum and attempt a cursory de-stain of the living room rug (stupid cheez-its)
* Milk the alpacas, feed the bullfrogs and fondle the goats
* Pick up four boxes of Joe-Joes and two bottles of Blood Orange Soda at Trader Joes
* Set up appointment for collagen pec implants and chest oiling

Oh wait, got my list mixed up with this boat tool.

Reader Mail: Puerto Rican ‘Tagging

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what’s up DB1, i’m a fan of your page!!!!

let me know if you post it!!!
thanks dude and keep fighting the good fight!
– Rico Douche
—-

I’ll post it for the sexy boobie reveal alone, just please go easy on the “!” key there, Rico. Thomas Pynchon just registered a complaint.

Reader Mail: Puerto Rican 'Tagging

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what’s up DB1, i’m a fan of your page!!!!

let me know if you post it!!!
thanks dude and keep fighting the good fight!
– Rico Douche
—-

I’ll post it for the sexy boobie reveal alone, just please go easy on the “!” key there, Rico. Thomas Pynchon just registered a complaint.

Image ‘Tard

Is anyone having problems seeing the images on the site lately? If so, drop me a line.

Thanks to the usual Blogger publishing software breakdowns (thank you once again, Google, for the shittiest blog publishing program on the planet), I’ve been having to upload my images via Imageshack to get them into the posts.

This means extra work for the DB1, and takes away valuable drinking and sitting around doing nothing and scratching myself time.

Hopefully it’ll get fixed soon. In the meantime, poo.

Image 'Tard

Is anyone having problems seeing the images on the site lately? If so, drop me a line.

Thanks to the usual Blogger publishing software breakdowns (thank you once again, Google, for the shittiest blog publishing program on the planet), I’ve been having to upload my images via Imageshack to get them into the posts.

This means extra work for the DB1, and takes away valuable drinking and sitting around doing nothing and scratching myself time.

Hopefully it’ll get fixed soon. In the meantime, poo.