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Rule of Thumbs

If you have to tattoo “HARD CORE” on your fingers, you are neither “hard,” nor “core.”

Even Svetlana learned that in Poland.

In Scrabble, unless there’s a “double word” bonus, your hands are worth 14 points.

And if you interlace your hands, you’re just CHOARRED. Which makes, like, no sense at all.

In fact there are numerous other eight letter words that would be more appropriate for finger tatting.

Like aardvark.

Or dognapper.

Or milkweed.

Or odometer.

Or psyllium.