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Schmuckhead Says "Check my groin!"

There’s forehead shine. There’s massive forehead shine. And then there’s Schmuckhead.

There’s Ass Pear. There’s curvy Ass Pear. And then there’s Claudina Ass Pear.

Someone’s making a push for the Weekly.

And by push, I mean female butt loaves of half baked glute bread. I would gnaw. Oh yes. I would gnaw heartily and with great respect.