Tuesday, August 25, 2009
The Podgebag
Some days we come face to face with douchescrotery so varied, it’s impossible to peg to a single category.
With army cap at 165 degree tilt, giant headdana, gangsta bling and emo eyeliner, there’s about four different ‘bag categories at work here.
This stage-4 Douchepocalypse means not even light itself can escape unaltered. Lisette didn’t stand a chance, she is too far gone to save. Within moments she’ll be making either “The Westside” or “The Sideways Peace.”