Tiananmen Squares
Adam writes in from China:
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I couldn’t help but snap a photo of these two douchebags while I was in Xiamen, China this last week. The females are gorgeous (they were girlfriends of the club’s owners), and superscrote on the right is actually wearing a pink Gucci belt to complete the douchebaggery.
Seeing as this was outside the club and I couldn’t handle the Faux-hawk on the left any longer, I checked to see what these guys were drinking when they were, sadly, allowed into the club. As you might guess, Heineken was the drink of choice.
Hope you can have some fun with this one!
-Adam
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We need to take Heineken back from the douchescrote. It’s a relatively decent beer that does not deserve this fate.
Surely there are some bad-ass Asian gangsters who can take these puds out. I’ve seen enough Tsui Hark and John Woo to know that this night’s going to end badly for the Gwai Lo.
With soft focus, slow motion, exploding squibs, Christ imagery and lots of doves.
