Thursday, August 13, 2009
Today’s “To Do” List
Checking off today’s “To Do” List:
* Clean the bathroom
* Vacuum and attempt a cursory de-stain of the living room rug (stupid cheez-its)
* Milk the alpacas, feed the bullfrogs and fondle the goats
* Pick up four boxes of Joe-Joes and two bottles of Blood Orange Soda at Trader Joes
* Set up appointment for collagen pec implants and chest oiling
Oh wait, got my list mixed up with this boat tool.
