Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Velvet Flog: 'Bag / Nottabag

Now hear me out before you jump to conclusions.

Sure Velvet Flog is busting the velvet pants. And green sunglasses at night. And pink “winged angel” shirt.

And sure he’s headlocking an absolutely gorgeous munchable Popsicle honeyhott with the aggression of sexual sublimation.

But…

Oh who are we kidding.

Douche.

EDIT: Changed “Fog” to “Flog,” not to be confused with The Velvet Smog.