Ask DB1: The Bluetoothbag
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DB1-
I was at a local gas station a while back and saw a douchemobile come up to the next pump.
A low-riding, neon-light lit, subwoofer thumpin little piece 4 cylider of some sort. I chuckle to myself as I watch some tall, skinning dude in a baby-blue doucheketball outfit with gold chains and hat tilt strut to the pump.
Now, if this was not enough to earn a douche tag, as we fill up, walkin the station and stand in line to pay, I notice he has not one but two blue tooth headsets on, one in each ear.
Would said douchewank have earned a douche based only on the dual bluetooths? I wish I would have had my phone handy, I would have snapped a picture.
Keep on douchin’ it up, DB1,
sincerely,
— Minnescrota
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Bluetoothbaggery is almost certainly an automatic stage-2 ‘bag violation. Even the name. “Bluetooth.” It sounds like Ed Hardy’s latest line of douche vodkas. If you are not at work, and do not suffer from paralysis of the arms, you can lift a damn phone to your ear.
