Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Generic Lars
Lars has every element of generic doucherism. Which is to say not only is he a douche, but he isn’t even an original douche.
And yes, I give points for originality in douchosity, even as I mock it.
The frost tips. The standard issue tribal arm tatt. The inexplicable shirtlessness in a bar. The bling. The doucheface.
Patricia is soft and slender and dazzled by Lars’s generic douchitude. Little does she know, he’s a carbon copy of a shadow of an imprint of spectral taint.
