Sweet Home Alabambag
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DB1-
This scrote is from Alabama, and unfortunatly Ed Hardy seems to have infected even the hardest of southern rednecks including Billy Joe Douche here.
Why DB1? Why?
I thought the south was the last refuge from the ed hardy retardy clothing. Help us in the south oh sultan of DOUCHE!
— Billy Joe Douche Hunter-
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That’s not even Ed Hardy. Like with Martha Dunstock in Heathers, it’s just a case of the wannabe-‘bags following the megabags and failing miserably. Which is an intellectual conundrum. Which is worse, to buy actual Ed Hardy in the boonies? Or cheap name-brand knock-off Ed Hardy?
Mmmm… I’d shotgun the ladies weddings, and then put up their prize hog, Vance, for the blue ribbon at the state fair. Because that’s how I picture the southern states.
Because my entire understanding of the south comes from Big Top Pee Wee.
