Friday, October 23, 2009
Friday Haiku
PIC DELETED
Gangsta tatt vortex.
Rover dreams of killing cats,
And so does his dog.
Motorcycle? Check
Humongous truck? Check. Pit bull? Check
Credit score? Thirteen.
— Sergeant Scrote Stain
Shirtless, tatted scrote
Lady Gaga’s slutty sis
Welcome to Stenchtown.
— Mr. White
Even Ed Hardy
Doesn’t want this clown wearing
his stupid clothing.
— Douche Wayne
We own none of this
all props for fashion freakshow
Capitalism
— I drink your doucheshake
Skank and sleaze abound
At Douchebag Manor, dog frets
He may catch ringworm.
— Captain Bringdown
Looking at the pic
I’m sure you’ll understand why
we had both neutered.
— Wes
