Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

FroMo and Lil' Sadie Hottkins

Let this be a lesson to all of us.

You don’t need to be able to grow facial hair yet to be a true bar stud. Alls you need are piercings, oranged up smooth chest, and, of course, greased up faux/mo’.

Once accomplished, you too can give the “Dwayne Johnson as ‘The Rock'” glare while fondling the little girl lost raunch charm of Lil’ Sadie Hottkins.