Friday, November 6, 2009
Friday Haiku
Robopud and bros,
Make monkey poo hand gestures,
While Lana hates life.
The unemployed
Construction jobs scarce for bags
Sign of the times
— ImageWrangler
Gaelic alphabet
tattooed across hairless chest
Franzia drinker
— and you will know us by the trail of the douche
Ouiji-tat left douche
has no nipples; right’s are gross.
Wish we could see hers.
-Bagnonymous
Civilization
Never meant skanks with meatpuds
Aquinas doth weep
— Fyodor Dostedouchesky
Detroit Tigers cap
Hiding on the the ground, ashamed
Can’t be seen with douches
— Roscoe P. Scrotestain
Four scowls and a smile
MandanaBag’s a Newbie
Life sucks in Fresno
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Hott’s face says it all
“What is that stench behind me?”
Oh, it’s quadra-poo
-noobbag
