Friday Thoughts and Links
Yup. Your narrator is already drunk. Because it’s Friday.
And, as we all know, the concept of the “Weekend” is simply a temporal framework to justify habitual alcoholism.
Here’s your links:
Regis and Kelly dress as Jon and Kate HCwDB for Halloween. It’s a simulacra of an echo of a postmodern pastiche. And stupid.
For the nerds among us: Baguette shuts down Large Hadron Collider. No word on if it was Josephine.
Most underrated genius videogame of the 1990s: Parappa the Rappa. Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind. Don’t get cocky! It’s gonna get rocky!
What happens when a couple of Aussie douchebags in Melbourne decide to produce their own party video? Nothing much for the first two minutes. And not much more after that. (this may actually be the longest, most boring, and slowest rap in history)
An Indian douche in New Delhi sues Lynx bodyspray for not getting any hotts. That won’t curry favor with the jury.
Bags on Board. Not what you think it is. Although they’re experts at cleaning up poo.
Ass Pear as optical illusion? Disturbing.
Here’s your real Pear… Desk Pear.
Go forth, kids. It’s time for good times. And by good times, I mean hott liberating. And, of course ‘bag mocking. From a safe and healthy distance.
