Sunday, November 29, 2009
Straight Outta Odessa
Yuri and Boris got mad Russian playah game!!
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Wow, what a couple of douchebagski's.
I bet Gorbachev wishes he never tore down the Berlin Wall.
"Perescrote-ya."
Yucky.
Yeah.
I'd still rather watch this again than another Black-Eyed Peas video.
Did I mention just how much pie I ate last Thursday? Whoo, fucking Langolier at the dessert table. "Pie-hole" does not begin to describe it.
"Black Friday" must have been coined by sewage treatment plant workers.
Nothing Aborts a Space Mission like a Russian Cabbage fart.
I'll take a double helping of Olga blonde hott dipped in borscht, please
Douchevidanya to those pathetic broskis. They dance like a potato cannon dildo shot up their sputniks.
Boris vs. The Cold Whore
I actually watched this entire video with a bit slack jawed awe. Did anyone else see a man-baby in the middle of an AK-47 war? A man-baby in a stroller? a sumo wrestler? Superman saying, "I'll be back." ? A hott buried in popcorn? It's all there…or else i was hallucinating, again.
Texas???
All of these crazy, trashy, Russian whores wish they were as classy and hott as Berry Smootch.
Play it without the sound you concentrate on the bling, the yankee Tilts.
I have to ask the question, what is spreading faster the H1N1 Swine flu or douchosity?
I think the video is about having game. Pheasant, probably.
Good Sunday morning all.
I was just sitting here, scratching my behemoth sized balls, watching some NFL football, when it hit me like a ten-point exploding heart technique:
An omen of things to come in the 2009 HCwDB of the Year?
Signed,
Gaseous Clay
“Farts like a butterfly, stings when I pee.”
It has to be some sort of parody surely? Is this the Russian Goldie Lookin Chain?
Rockin' the Caspian!
@ Gaseous Clay
Smoot certainly looks to be the favorite, but don't forget what happened in 1948.
E-Blo may be hoisting the trophy next month.
Half of those models are men.
All of those rappers are pussies.
Good points Leon and Gaseous.
I wouldn't sleep on Kettlehead's eyebrow's ability to shock the world with a Miraculous Victory!
Let the sparring begin.
Sincerely,
'Marvelous' Marvin Fagler
Point well-taken Marv, but don't count out Bucky.
Yours Truly,
Rachel Ray Robinson
Don't forget about me!
I believe the video's chorus goes as follows:
"Columbian bitches never fix dryers?"
Leon, Gaseous, Marvin, Rachel Ray all make spot-on observations.
It should shock no one here if Crosshair McJohnson and Leia pull off one of the greatest Upsets of all Time!
I welcome anyone’s parry.
Regards,
Busty Douglas
lol @ Busty Douglas vs. Buster Douchlas
Een Soviet Union, Douchebag mocks You.
the chorus literally means: "Columbia Pictures cannot imagine how bad it is without you."
~russian chick
Gaseous, Leon, Marvin, Rachel and Buster,
Your insightful observations are all valid, but I believe the late-comer, Wretch-a-Sketch, however unlikely, has a puncher's chance at victory.
Yours Faithfully,
Oscar Day-Glo Hoya
Russian whores are the best! They have no self respect, it goes against their upbringing.
I think Communism deserves another chance. Especially if it stops this.
Now that that's out of the way, which reg is talking to him or herself in the persona of seven different boxers?
I will watch anything that features a giant manbaby attacking guerillas in a forest. FIVE MUTHAFUCCEN STARS!
The rapper on the video is the Russian version of Eminem, his full name is Mikhail Malonovic, but the Hip-Hop community in Russia know him as "Enema Em."
I think I prefer communism rather than douchebagism…yeah, definitely.
living proof there are things worse than Stalinism.
Poop smells like shit in any language.
Big hot Russian boobies.
Russkies have only done one original thing in their lives: vodka. Otherwise they've copied everything else from the you, ess of ayy. 'Merrika, Fuck Yeah.
Would the video be less awkward if we knew what they were saying? I mean maybe the song is an ironic satire of the life style they are portraying? But then again maybe they are just a bunch of 'bags and 'bag-ettes…
Holy flaming cow. Douche knows no borders.
Is this part of that New World Order thingie they were talking about?
From Russia, with Douche.
"russian rap…so cool", the whole country is an ice box, it's not cool, it's frozen!
Boris Beatin'Off eez lookink for sqvirrel
Nice try, Russia, but you just can't compete with Bangs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0
@creatch, 3:42 p.m. –
"russian rap…so cool", the whole country is an ice box, it's not cool, it's frozen!
"Ice, Ice Baby"?
back @ wheeze
bury these people with the Romanovs…
I'll defrost the icy hotts with my Creature thermal heat wand!
I believe the song is basically saying that they don't need Hollywood or American because they got what they need (i.e. douchebag politicians and whores), right here in Russia. The chorus basically says "Columbia Picture can't imagine how good I have it with you (or how bad it is without you)". Nice rack on the blond chick.
~Another Russian chick
@ All other boxers,
Don't fool yourselves, Smoot will dominate the competition.
Yours always,
Boob Boob Mancini
Let this be a lesson to all the young ones out there. Drink too much Geese and you'll end up in Russia rapping, what I believe, is gibberish.
Columbia Pictures!! YEAH!
Proof of the seriousness of DB1's crusade to wipe clean the earth of douchery: this YouTube video.
Forced Labor, Chernobyl, mass graves in Chechnya, Yakov Smirnoff, now this video.
It just keeps getting worse and worse.
Lenin is fisting himself in his tomb.
Karl Marx just shit a full set of Lincoln Logs and a naugahyde satchel filled with cat heads.
Boris Yeltsin…ehhh he's still sleeping it off.
Gorbachev is turning over in his grave, and he's not even dead yet.
Gorbachev is considering covering his birthmark with an Ed Hardy tatoo.
Gorbachev just forced his junk into a Slap Chop and is standing there sweating as police try to talk him down.
There are typically four major stages for worldwide pop cultural phenomena:
1) Origin – Urban black America invents it;
2) Commercialization – White suburban America copies it and provides commercial clout. Marketers (see Ed Hardy) get involved, movement begins to 'thrive';
3) Over exposure – Eastern Europeans, thinking it's something new, latch on (see subject video);
4) Death – Japan. Catches on there, stays cool there and only there for next 20 years. Buck Cherry will be playing 24 straight standing room only shows per year at the Tokyo Dome well into 2030;
I could of been a contender
instead of what I'm a bum
Somewhere on the waterfront
Maria Sharapova whipped out an AK-47 on her monitor after watching this video. meanwhile, Mikhail Kalashnikov looks on approvingly.
… i wish.
oh and thank you Anon @ 6:11 PM for the lyrical insight.
Gorbachev's Facebook page reads:
I just bang beetches and drink Vodka.
Odessa is in Ukraine, not Russia.
But I'd still like to throw these douches down the Odessa steps in a baby carriage.
The brown haired lady is my grandmother. Not so hott…
I'd pee in her country
Red Tony gets my vote in a landslide!
@Anon 1:00pm,
Hey Rush Limbaugh, why don't you just go by your real name when you post here?
And while you're at it, post your phone number too – I need an Oxycontin fix.
@ Crucial
That's not Rush that sounds more like David Duke!
I thought I had the plot worked out until Superman came on with the balalaika. Then it just got absurd.
That. Was. Terrible.
I think it's pretty amusing that a group of guys who've probably never SEEN a black man think they're straight outta Compton.
Fuck Russians. A whole country of poverty stricken criminals.
yeah but really have you actually listened to the imbecilic tripe that is labeled music in our country? give me a break. these guys aren't any worse than kanye, p. diddy, or even 50 cent or jay-z. terrible, uninspired, redundant and boring. scared and incompetent overcompensating by acting tough and 'hard'. i agree with anonymous, american culture spreading like a virus.
He and Bangs are going to take you to the movies, shortys. They have the popcorn, and know what else you like.
real Russian rap
puts a whole new spin on the term "Black Russian." I could use one right now (the drink, not the douchebags).