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The Frog Dissects

Props to Wheezer for catching that yesterday’s Dissected Frog ran previously on the site as Alpaca Farm Head.

Either way, this douche is named after the various and sundry economic interests of my investments in natural resources as a secondary source of income.

Yes, I have frog and alpaca farms. I also sell rabbits. Pets or meat. Judge me if you must.

Ever since my New Zealand sheep shearing business was acquired by SheepleCo, I’ve been casting about for new modalities of economic divestment.

And on that note, Sandra’s Long Island gum snapping gets me excited.