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Douchiest Hand Gesture: The Hypothetical Gun

We’ve seen a plethora of ridiculous ‘bag hand gestures this year, from finger points to classic “Westsides” to the Party Fluffkin Crotch Grab.

But the Hypothetical Gun (with bonus Hello Kitty gloves) was too triumphantly ridic not to honor.

By October we’d learned that this was the HypGun’s go-to move, complimented by a delightful skull tattoo.

Congrats on your award, T.H.G.

Now show us “Hypothetical Signing Unemployment Check.”