Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Douchiest New ‘Bag Trend: Groin Shave Reveal
In 2008, it was Doggie ‘Baggin’.
This year, it’s the far more odious practice of shaved crotch reveal as part of ‘bag posing with hott.
We’ve seen it with Weekly winner Robopud, Hucky Sheen, and, of course, mercifully mostly cropped out The Bagpoleon Complex.
The need for the male to now prove his metrosexual cleanliness by revealing shorn testes area through pants drop is well worth a 2009 Douchie Award.
And acid in my eyes, followed by months of therapy to make this crisis of masculinity in the age of the spectacle fade from memory as soon as possible.
