Most Annoying 'Baglings: The Douche Cacti
This is always one of the most crowded categories at the Douchie Awards.
Yet these two Cactus Heads from late January, in their strange improvised fraternity space, were simply too Fratbaggy not to win the award for Jr. Douchebaggery.
Options like The Kegger Dogs, Suburban Pimp, Vanilla Putz (and Butler), Scarfly, Rusty’s After-Prom Party, Six Asians and a Pud, ‘Baglings at Play and ‘Baglings at the Mall all were also potential worthy winners.
But the Cacti were too Gotti not to win.
Congrats on the 2009 Douchie Award, Douche Cacti. Now stop hitting on the Long Island Jenny Sisters and get back to Beer Pong.