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Saturday, December 26, 2009
Stackhouse the Poet Says "Get Some"
A little post-Christmas cheer from the Facebook page of “Stackhouse.” I have titled this poem,”Get Some:”
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I would f*ck that bitch right out of that grey business suit. F*cking women, they have mastered the art of making men sexually aroused in every way possible now. Soon ill be profiling them by what designer brief case they carry not purse
6 o’clock therapy appt. Me, a mirror, and a set of dumbbells. About to make my self real happy. Get Some
Getting tan, getting swole, working on the wip, than back 2 work
Is it bad that I’m looking at my forearms more than any of these whobags. I just got it going on tonight, what can I say
please don’t friend request me if ur a christian and just looking to spread God’s good word. I don’t care that u a liar, and a closet cum gussler. I care that ur wasting my time with ur ugly face trying to be on my friend list…tighten up chub chubs, I don’t play the I’m fat ugly game
f u wear a snuggie, suck my dick u pretentious low life. Put a f*cking blanket on
News flash. If u drink water at a bar u are a f*cking loser, not just a loser but a f*cking waste of siemen and ovarian lining. Step it up u f*cking doushers, or just off ur selves
love the fat dudes in 50 dollar T shirts mocking the fist pump. Go to a gym, have a girl caress ur biceps, and abs b4 u sleep with her. hit a tanning bed than come get ur mock on. It never ends, the sad part is these busted ass trash bags would get laughed out the club up north, or a strong ass beating. Must be nice ..
The minute I get out of this tanning bed’ I’m fist pumping the shit out of this thursday.
Get Some
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Have a Gunter Christmas!
Gunter says Have a Douchey Merry Christmas!!
And don’t forget to enjoy the Dancing Christmas Guidos.
Thursday, December 24, 2009The Twelve Days of Douchemas
Courtesy of HCwDB’s own Mr. Scrotato Head!
Douchebags Roasting on a Open Fire…
Jerz Guids macking on the hotts…
Orange Santa
Who knew Santa was an orange pimp?
And what’s with the Reindeer-Cam POV shot?
Mmmm… candy cane elf hotts with ubiquitous red cups…
Wednesday, December 23, 2009Where’s Nubdouche?
Somewhere in this gaggle of Barely Legals, I’ve carefully hidden HCwDB fan favorite fratdouche, Nub.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Bonus points for finding The Office’s John Krazinski.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009Where's Nubdouche?
Somewhere in this gaggle of Barely Legals, I’ve carefully hidden HCwDB fan favorite fratdouche, Nub.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Bonus points for finding The Office’s John Krazinski.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009DJ Jazzy Jerz
DJ Jazzy Jerz has a message for all the kid who want to be like him some day.
Be cool! Studys hard! Stays in School! Yo, do I get paid extra for being all public service and shit?
Whoops, that last part was supposed to get edited out.
And, as promised, here’s your Tuesday Ass Pear: Pocahontas Pear.
Pocahontas Pear heals all.
Seriously.
After I gifted you that image, you owe me your first born.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009The Doucheclops and the Hipsterbag
As Dr. DB noted in the Doucheclops’s earlier comments thread, it was the famous greek poet Homey who first recorded this apocryphal tale of familial tragedy, religious iconography, and really douchey-ass smelling bodyspray.
That tongue just shouldn’t exist in nature.
I had a whole riff on that tongue as the motivating quest for Perseus in the upcoming remake of Clash of the Titans, but its white foulness is just nauseating me.
Where’s the pepto?
Tuesday, December 22, 2009Last of the Preppy ‘Bags
And you thought the Preppybag disappeared along with Andrew McCarthy’s career some time in late ’92.
On an unrelated note, yesterday’s posting of groin shave revealing, ubergay E-Blo deserves HCwDB recourse.
Therefore, there will be a quality and rare Tuesday Ass Pear coming your way later today. It will heal all.
