Reader Mail: The Kids Hate Ed Hardy
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O.K DB1,
Either you have an illegitimate son here in Philadelphia, or your influence is spreading down through grade school.
Here’s a conversation I just heard between two 7 year old boys who were walking home from school as I was heading back to work:
Kid #1: Do you know who I hate? Ed Hardy!
Kid #2: I don’t know who that is.
Kid #1: Ed Hardy is a draw-er. He draws on clothes and the clothes cost $500 apiece. And you know what? The drawings are stupid. The people who buy them are REALLY stupid.
Kid #2: I hate Ed Hardy too!
There you have it. I swear on a stack of the ubiquitous red cups that’s how it went down. Isn’t your faith in human nature redeemed? Near, far, whereever douche are, I know that the mock will go on!
Love always,
Fermay La Douche
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This is good news from the children’s front, thanks for the update F.La.D. However Ed Hardy will simply mutate (as it did from Von Dutch) in a few years, so we must remain ever vigilant and continue to mock it’s douchey ass wherever we find it.
